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Joke of the Day
"I thought Bill Gates would cave and release the new Microsoft Office early. But he kept his Word."
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"How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?"
"What do you call a Mexican without his car? Carlos"
"Why do Mexicans eat so many beans? Because they're versatile, a good value, and contain lots of protein you racist fuck."
"It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself."
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose."
"""You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs"" - jerk chicken"
"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets."
"I went to a Native American barber, but I wouldn't recommend him. I got an uneven haircut, and Apache shave."
"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"