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Joke of the Day

"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"

"What are the spookiest sounds? Skeletones."

"I work at a coin factory. It just makes cents to me."

"My cookies fell in the toilet... [NSFW] My cookies fell in the toilet. Picked them up like a boss. Proceeded to eat them. They tasted like shit."

"How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? Unplug the merry-go-round."

"""You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this"" -Guy who invented shovels"

"A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar... The bartender asks, ""What can I get you Mr. President?"" ;-P"

"An octopus is very cool because if Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were drowning, it would have enough tentacles to save all of them."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."

"Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?"