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Joke of the Day

"I've seen: UFOs Ghosts A Two Headed Turtle Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president."

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"INTERVIEWER: ""How would you describe yourself?"" ME: ""Verbally, but I've also prepared a dance."""
"Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions.... Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then! For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Student - Ton!Ton!Ton!"
"I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one."
"I want you to drag me to the bedroom, softly lay me down, & kiss my neck. Now go clean the house while I take a nap."
"Two smut writers get together... That night there was a lot of fanfriction."
"If I get $1 for every racist joke.. I'd be rich enough and black people would start robbing me."
"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies..."
"How many more times will I watch ""A Walk To Remember"" tonight? As Mandy Moore times as I want to."