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Joke of the Day

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies..."

"Why are no murders solved in West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth."

"I just started a business operating charter flights Business is really taking off"

"I just finished arguing with a friend who thought that Charlize's role as Aeon Flux was much better than her role as Imperator Furiosa. I guess to each Theron."

"MATH TEACHER: wanna come do the problem on the board? ME: no MT: i wasn't asking ME: if u were an english teacher you'd know that u were"

"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a good chat. Unrelated, there are 1273 Cheerios left in this box."

"My doctor told me to stay away from transfats So I can't go on Tumblr"

"Martin Shkreli's life was such a joke he was born on April 1st..."

"Schools kind of like a penis.. long and hard, unless you're asian."

"Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween? Pump Kin"