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Joke of the Day
"Alan Rickman lost in the woods, leaving a trail of perfectly pronounced words"
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"Nostalgia Critic Quote ""People may die, but stupid is forever."" -Nostalgia Critic"
"I wrote a terrible race joke today. My friends told me never to tell it. Here it is: Why was the white man chasing the black man? Because he was in first place."
"So this smoke detector is trying to tell me the battery is so dangerously low that it can only beep 4000 times?"
"BAGPIPE VS. ONION Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe."
"My Wife made me choose between her, and my Love of Pointing out Doors ""If you want to leave"" I told her, ""There's the Door"""
"How do you blow up an Indian ? Press the red button on their forehead."
"A guy called out over the radio that someone spilled chips at work... Turns out they were Flooritos."
"If I ever lose my phone I want Liam Neeson looking for it"
"7yr old: The Tooth Fairy didn't come last night. *wipes tear* Me: Sorry sweetie, she probably got drunk and passed out on the couch."