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Joke of the Day

"Wearing my bathing suit as underwear in case a random pool party breaks out sounds way better than too lazy to do laundry."

"Whats the difference between a Snowman and a SnowWoman? Snowballs!"

"People are always impressed to find out that I got my PhD at 17 but anything is possible if you work hard enough and lie."

"BREAKING NEWS: BLIND MAN HAS BEEN SHOT He didn't even see it coming."

"Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye? He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)"

"Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?"

"Remember, if you get dumped, it's only because they're looking for someone sexier and more attractive. It has NOTHING to do with you."

"A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. Luckily, nobody was injured."

"Why was the young strawberry upset? Cause his mom was in a jam. :("

"What's the Shah's favorite band? Iran Maiden"