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Joke of the Day

"My niece said she COLORED a picture for me. Uh you mean you Africian Americaned a picture? Geez Confederate General, when's the klan rally?"

"Alfred: About your girlfriend Catwoman... Batman: Yes, she's a thief, but- A: No, she pooped on the rug again. Right next to the litter box!"

"Now that people with zodiac tattoos feel stupid, I'm waiting for China to change its alphabet and indians to start clubs instead of tribes."

"Karate Kid (1984) A Japanese man teaches a desperate young boy about bullying by forcing him to fix his house."

"Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk? Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo."

"Do you guys like corny jokes? Because I have some absolutely a-maize-ing ones!"

"Apparently, if you jump out of a plane wearing parachute pants, it doesn't break your fall at all. But you can carry about a hundred combs."

"A french gymnast is getting ready to perform... His coach walks up and says, ""Break a leg!"""

"What do you tell someone who constantly uses the word ""of"" instead of ""have""? Fuck of"

"two fish are in a.... Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'"