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Joke of the Day

"How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her."

"The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum"

"How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog."

"What did Tennesee?? What Arkansas.."

"One injured in Greyhound rollover in Texas. But the rest of the puppies are fine."

"*on phone* He: so where is this going, babe? Me: *dumps pop rocks into mouth* I can't hear you...reception's bad!!"

"I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too."

"If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?"

"Father: "" I know the answer to your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television."" Son: "" I'm sorry you'll have to phrase that in the form of a question."""

"I wanted to tell an NSA joke... But I feel like they've heard them all before."