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Joke of the Day

"What is cowhide mostly used for? Keeping cows from falling apart."

"Movie was a real turkey! Could someone explain this joke to me it's driving me crazy! Libby: How was the movie? Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!"

"Jackpot is like regular pot, but with a questionable added ingredient..."

"Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness."

"What do you call a pessimistic black man? Niggative."

"Dating tip: Don't offer to pay. It's a sign of weakness. Build trust through mutual agreement to steal. No one suspects the ""happy couple."""

"Why did the monkey get lost in the jungle? Because jungle is massive."

"If a redditor who is going into labour posts an original content (picture) of her in the ward... Is it polite to say ""OP will deliver?"""

"How do you pick up my ex girlfriend? With a broom and a dustpan."

"How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox? It couldn't contain itself."