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Joke of the Day
"I turned my phone on ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever."
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"With all this beef going around about Chris Brown and Soulja boy fighting, one things clear This isn't going to be the first time Chris Brown hits a bitch"
"Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do"
"I had sex with your mom A sandwich"
"A little wine does the body good, a lot of wine does the body better!"
"It's not really 'fast food' if fat people can catch it."
"Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word."
"What age were pigs discovered in? The Saus Age."
"This girl came up to me and asked if I remembered her from the vegetarian club... but I don't think I'd seen herbivore."
"why was the SJW angry at apple because it wasn't PC."