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Joke of the Day
"I turned my phone on ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever."
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"I scratch your back, you scratch mine. We die from loss of blood."
"Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy After a while one elephant says to the other: ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"""
"Why is the letter E lazy? Because it's always in bed."
"El Chapo is a murderous Mexican drug lord. El Chapo Supreme is a murderous Mexican drug lord with sour cream, lettuce and tomato."
"""Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?"" asked Rupert. ""Okay"" replied his father ""but don't stand too close."""
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A three-some."
"What did one leper say to another? Got yer nose!"
"What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other? *RECALCULATING....*"