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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear the one about potassium? K."
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"Why doesn't Moses buy beer? He brews it."
"Money's missing from under my pillow, I think I've been visited by the teef fairy."
"What did the earthquake say to all of its victims? Oh, sorry...my fault."
"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."
"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry"
"What's the main use for leather in the world? Holding cows together Edit: It doesn't work if you apply too much logic. Just enjoy the joke"
"You wanna know how I hold my liquor? By the ears :p"
"They say that American beer is like having sex on a canoe. It's fucking close to water."
"I just typed ""relationship"" and it came up ""delusional"" on my phone. First time I realized my phone really is smart."