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Joke of the Day
"Our last fight was my fault.. My wife asked me ""whats on the tv?"" I said ""dust."""
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"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense."
"Before I Die, I Want My Last Words To Be "" I Burried The Million Dollars Under The..."""
"My town's population never changes Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town."
"My old roommate's bathroom was so dirty- -I had to clean the soap before using it. (Seriously.)"
"The difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker... The oyster shucker shucks between fits!"
"Four guys walk into a bar One ducked"
"I like girls in high heels They're always on there toes Whacka, whacka"
"My wife was complaining about how the washing machine was making a lot of noise lately. I told her to put a sock in it."
"Few women admit their age; few men act it."