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Joke of the Day
"Our last fight was my fault.. My wife asked me ""whats on the tv?"" I said ""dust."""
Next Joke
"Say what you will about Hamas... ...but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become ""Rocket Scientists""."
"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Because he's back in town looking for you."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow! Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"""Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!"" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* ""Screw this!"""
"Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard? He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."
"Anyone looking for a job should consider becoming an elephant circumsiser... ... the pay isn't too great, but the tips are enormous!"
"Why were the baker's hands brown? Because he kneaded a poo."
"I always set my alarm to 9:11 So I *never forget* to *wake up*."
"How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way."