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Joke of the Day

"This woman I met last night says she wants a guy who is ""spontaneous and fun"". Yet when I tapped on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it is all panic and screaming."

"What animal is faster than a cheetah? A cow dropped out of a helicopter."

"What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain? A *smaugasbord*."

"Why did KGB officers always travel in threes? One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals."

"Some cardinals and some ordinals walked into a bar, but the ordinals walked in first."

"What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:"

"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere **Knock Knock** Who's there? Not Sally."

"Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport? he was on a watch list..."

"When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces."

"Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma'am? Me: I left my pills in my other bag & I'm about to get REALLY chatty. C: You're free to go."