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Joke of the Day

"""Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!"" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* ""Screw this!"""

"I've Been Bitten! by A. Flea"

"A pedophile and an 8 year old are walking into the forest.. The kid says to the pedo, ""I am scared"" The pedo replies, ""You're scared?? I have to walk back alone!"""

"Pretty sure this dollar store toothpaste is just white paint."

"Trump is a blonde He has yellow hair! Wocka wocka!"

"People think I'm a hugger, but I'm actually shaking them down for snacks."

"What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!"

"Cheer up Hilary! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under."

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gasses here"" Argon doesn't react."

"With the money I found in the dryer, the girl in me says buy chocolate and candy, but the adult in me says buy beer, chocolate and candy."