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Joke of the Day

"NEW study shows that Birthdays are good for your health Statistics show that people who have more birthdays, live the longest!"

"Your momma is so stupid That her adult child is still reading and downvoting Yo momma jokes."

"What sex position makes an ugly baby? Go ask your mom"

"Typed in ""My Penis"" for a password Said it was ""too long."""

"""I haven't accomplished much but I will harshly judge the hard work of others"" -Critics"

"why would you go outside? that's where bugs live"

"What did the Hispanic security guard drink at the airport... Tea Ese."

"I didn't like the fungi at first, But then it grew on me."

"Here is one of my favorite Iranian jokes translated to english, for all of you to enjoy Go Fuck Yourself"

"I began writing full time 20 years ago. I've sold lots - my tv, my car, my jewellery..."