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Joke of the Day

"Why are Norwegian women so hot? The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!"

"My favorite types of jokes are dead baby jokes; They never get old."

"What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro? Infidel Castro"

"What emits a monochromatic beam of salty snack food? Frito Layser."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"So there's 100 000 pascals in a bar..."

"I sexually identify as a brick. I'm always hard and I've only been laid once."

"Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Slutty and blonde, with low self esteem"

"What is a chinese homosexual videogamer called? Gay Ming"