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Joke of the Day

"My wife said I should compliment her features more often... ... So I slashed her face."

"Which teachers care the most about their students? Math teachers, because every student counts."

"Did you hear about the shoe store that was looted during the Ferguson riots ? They took all the sneakers in the store but left all the work boots."

"We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend? Harambe"

"Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek? 'cause nobody would be looking for them."

"What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak? Parcel-tongue"

"How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think its the R! But its actually the C!"

"Why can't some people help being born Chinese? Because there's nothing wong with it."