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Joke of the Day

"A sad story A boy was jelous of his baby brother, so he put poison on his mother's nipples. The next day, the gardener died."

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"What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft? A flat minor."
"A priest asks a little girl what she knows about the resurrection She says ""I don't know much other than that if it lasts for more than four hours then you should call a doctor"""
"What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks."
"[At a 5 star restaurant] *gestures at entire menu* Are any of these words fancy speak for chicken fingers and fries?"
"Why do windbreakers smell bad? Because all they do is break wind."
"I don't know how you women do it. Every time I try to ""sleep my way to the top"" I get woken up and sent to HR."
"person: can you keep a secret? me: I'll never share what you say but it will weigh on me and negatively affect my life person: oh thank god"
"I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory.. ..after all the extra hours I put in."
"im 40 and my girlfriend is 12 months pregnant, am i too old to be a father? :/"