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Joke of the Day

"The #NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: ""Got a new joke for you."" NSA: ""Heard it."""

"Adult joke My friend said the way he would want to die by blowjob, i told him it would be a quick death."

"I masturbate with soap... Just thought I'd come clean."

"Donald Trump Finally something worse than Twilight"

"I would tell you a devilish joke about getting wet but I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."

"what did the sea say to the sand? Nothing it just waved"

"It sucks not being miserable enough to bust out a good tweet."

"*brings knife to gunfight* *knife used to cut pizza* *pizza served & differences resolved* *last slice up for grabs & gunfight ensues*"

"Did you hear Elon Musk just started a new breakfast foods company? What else can you expect from a cereal entrepreneur!"

"Anybody Home? Yes, I am alone come in (house wife) Husband: WTF! (who came early from the office)"