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Joke of the Day
"I had a really bad day yesterday the only thing that was positive was my HIV-test."
Next Joke
"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."
"What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me."
"I would make a joke here... ...but Amy Schumer doesn't need any more material."
"A guy walks into a bar... He should have ducked."
"How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard."
"[dinner party] mario: what's in this risotto? me: mushroom, you're not allergic? mario: *grows to like 20 feet*"
"My paper boy is Jamaican... My paper is always late, and it's always rolled nice and tight"
"How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire? They only wanna go down on her once a month"
"Why did the cookie visit the doctor? He was feeling a little crummy."