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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard."
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"A naked man covered head to toe in saran wrap goes to see a psychologist. He says, ""Doc, something's wrong. I think I'm going crazy!"" The psychologist replies, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts."""
"*hires skywriter Will you take me back if I stop wasting our money on frivolous things?"
"A man knocked on my door the other day with a beard. No wonder I didn't hear him."
"My teacher asked me if I knew any anagrams of ""denied"". I said, ""Indeed""."
"Coming Soon Jason Statham is a reluctant thief with a heart of gold *cue explosion* PUNCH McEXPLODEY CAR MAN *fade to black*"
"I saved my neighbors some money on their car insurance By totaling their car!"
"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"
"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."
"Psyched for the new Rihanna/Chris Brown songs! Haven't been this excited since Hitler & Anne Frank's duet, ""Chillax, Haterz!"""