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Joke of the Day
"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."
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"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Heart failure"
"What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch? Namaste"
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"Owls The worst thing about owls is the way that they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave."
"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""
"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one."
"I got a new vacuum that sucks so much, it was directed by M. Night Shamalayan"
"On a scale of 1-10 how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About 9 3/4"
"Emailing professors be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: ""sure"" -sent from my iPhone"