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Joke of the Day
"Today's so hot it was offered a lucrative recording contract even though it can't sing"
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"I rate the pyramids 9/11 Because the jews did it."
"*In church 9: [Whispers] Why do we have to keep sitting & standing and sitting & standing... Me: [Whispers] So we don't fall asleep 9: oh"
"If I had a Nickel for every terrible Canadian rock band, I know I'd at least get a Nickelback. I'll let myself out."
"genders are like... genders are like the twin towers... there use to be 2 of them and now its just offensive to talk about it"
"You know what the worst part of vaping is? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Yo mama is so fat, when the judge said ""order"", she order a milkshake, cheeseburger, and fries."
"It says here on your resume that you're ""good at traps,"" could you expand on that while I investigate this pile of leaves on the floor?"
"Hiding my rewards card in the bushes by my coffee shop so I don't have to keep freakin' remembering to bring it"
"Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either."