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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command."

"How far can you walk into the forest? Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH"

"What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak? Punjabi-ng."

"Seriously considering telling the CDC I have Ebola, so they'll clean my house."

"*flags down police car* how many mpg does this thing get?"

"Why did the blind jew got killed? because he could nazi"

"Girls aren't friends with other girls. They are just future enemies."

"What do priests and zits have in common? They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces"

"I went to a chyropracter today Oops, I meant a chiropractor. I stand corrected."

"Where's the best place to go on the first date? All the way"