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Joke of the Day
"What do priests and zits have in common? They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces"
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"Post your favorite Gary Shandling joke. He is dead. He was sometimes really funny. Post your favorite."
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"I can never find my cars keys but I won't forget that time you checked out another woman at the mall four years ago."
"Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs? If you're good at something never do it for free."
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"To the guy that invented zero... Thanks for nothing."
"Why doesn't barbie have any kids?"