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Joke of the Day
"Seriously considering telling the CDC I have Ebola, so they'll clean my house."
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"Eve: I got an Apple. Adam: ... Eve: ... Adam: ... Eve: What? Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android. Eve: The serpent said this was better."
"A man walks into a bar... Because he forgot he was in Jail"
"What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert? bakLAVA"
"This vegan I met said she knew me But I'd never seen herbivore"
"You all know how it got started with Jared right? He walked into a Subway and asked for a sub. They said ""6 or 12?"" He replied with ""doesn't matter."""
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans. *rimshot*"
"""How did your *looks down at notes scribbled on hand* favorite sports team do in their *looks down again* sporting contest today?"""
"What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom? A swipe and wipe."
"What's the difference between america and a bottle of milk? In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture"