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Joke of the Day
"Seriously considering telling the CDC I have Ebola, so they'll clean my house."
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"I had a detention for only using uppercase letters today Stupid capital punishment"
"What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society? Sieze the day"
"I found a way that will get you naked in seconds It'll knock your socks off"
"Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing."
"How to fall down the stairs * Step 1: * Step 2: * Step 4: * Step 17: * Step 35: And you're done!"
"What is the strongest animal? A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!"
"Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible."
"Watching real love on shows like The Bachelor makes me realize my own marriage is a fake bucket of shit."
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