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Joke of the Day

"What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak? Punjabi-ng."

"My girlfriend's at home tonight, baking. So hopefully the police don't look in the oven and find her."

"Why was 6 afraid of 5? Because 7 8 9"

"Alternate Title for Interstellar [Spoiler] Ghost Dad"

"Why did the yoga pants come in last place? They were bringing up the rear."

"so what if I can't spell Armageddon.. .. it's not the end of the world."

"I'm bad at Math. The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me."

"what is the key to picking up girls who are musicians? get a flat and be sharp"

"Stop it with the Apple Hate Jokes. You're making the doctors come back again."

"Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping? In case your other agus breaks."