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Joke of the Day

"The human liver can withstand up to 97% damage and make a full recovery. Yet not one doctor will accept this as an argument for alcoholism."

"All You Need Is Love. And an IQ low enough to believe that."

"Two cannibals are stewing up a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"Knock knock Who's there? Not victoria"

"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags."

"I masturbated so good last night That i woke up to find my dick making breakfast"

"Just tried to cook something from scratch and ended up summoning a demon."

"Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?"

"Went to the hardware store today... I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the guy behind the counter if this was good for ants. Old man says ""nope, it'll kill em"""

"I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard. I guess you could say I was really studying a broad."