176626
Joke of the Day
"What would you call Geralt of rivia if he had a sex change? The switcher"
Next Joke
"Me: ""I'm thinking about running a marathon again"" Her: ""Wow, you have ran a marathon before?"" Me: ""No, but I have thought about it."""
"What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu? I, Robotussin."
"Why is Santa Claus always so happy? He knows where all the bad girls live"
"Why is the computer so aggressive? It bytes"
"Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
"I'm afraid to be around unarmed black men. What if the police miss and shoot me by mistake?"
"I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake."
"How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They only screw the poor."