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Joke of the Day
"What did the Irishman say about Batman and Superman's fathers? They were both Martha Fockers"
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"How do you tell the difference between Male and Female ghosts? One has boooooobs. The other gets full pay at their jobs."
"what's the height of trust? two cannibals in a 69"
"This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw."
"Heard about the new paki doll coming out for christmas? You wind it up and it stinks."
"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake."
"Dog: [Barks at the mailman] Human: Bad dog. Dog: [Turns to the camera] My human hates bills, yet gets mad when I try to scare the guy off."
"Got my wife an educational toy. It's a dildo that speaks Spanish. Rapido Rapido Rapido."
"What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "" ""You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"""
"It is true. Time flies when you are having fun. However it is also true that Time eventually rests on a tree branch and shits on your head."