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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!"
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"What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth? The night shift at Waffle House."
"I don't think I'm ready for the emotional commitment of ordering a Happy Meal."
"[ER] HIPSTER: I fell off my acoustic motorcycle & broke my mustache twirler. DOC:... H: I fell off my bike & broke my hand. D: Rub kale on it."
"Have you ever eaten an eyeball? Neither have I."
"What's the difference between friends and potatoes? Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water."
"Broke a light bulb today. Seven years of bad ideas?"
"What do you call a cold hotdog? A cold-dog"
"I got fired from the calendar factory... I guess I shouldn't have taken so many days off."
"What would a world without women feel like? A pain in the arse."