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Joke of the Day

"I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourette's Society... It's the thought that cunts!"

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"A Man Is Reading An r/Jokes Post... ""Heh heh, that's pretty humorous... ...Just like my arm bone."""
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