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Joke of the Day

"What's the cheapest kind of meat? ...Deer balls, They're under a buck!"

"I got the job even though I kept telling them I'm not a plumber. It took awhile to sink in."

"THERAPIST: what's wrong? WIFE: he speaks in typos ME: EVERYTHING IS JUST FIND BRENDA! THERAPIST: ok maybe we should take 5 ME: food idea"

"What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !"

"Who makes more money: a prostitute or a drug dealer? Depends on who has the best crack."

"Walked by a restaurant where they were using iPads for menus. How cheap are iPads now? More importantly, how expensive are menus?"

"I knew that psychic wasn't legit when she let me write a check."

"Where does a legged waitress work? IHOP."

"It's not on a map, or some app. MILLER LIGHT"

"George, are you high? No mom. The smell is incense, my eyes are red from browsing reddit for hours, and I'm just keeping that unicorn here until Tim comes back from Florida."