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Joke of the Day

"The Magic Conch I started imagining the magic conch episode of spongebob, but with a cock in place of the conch. I think it has potential"

"Said Helvetica Narrow to Helvetica Bold: ""Hey, you're just my type."""

"STATUS: Using the flashlight on my phone to look for the keys that are in my hand so I can open my car cuz I think I left my phone in there."

"How to ruin a joke: By reposting it several times in less than an hour"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"Did it hurt when you were circumcised? I don't remember the pain but I couldn't manage to walk for a year after."

"How do you get republicans to not repeal Obamacare ? Tell them Mexico is paying for it"

"Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo."

"Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home? He forgot to pack his trunk."

"I've always been really bad at telling jokes. I always manage to fuck up the punchline."