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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about blind prostitutes... You really gotta hand it to them."
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"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double-entendre... So he gives it to her."
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"Can you identify yourself Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"When you want to stop the blacks from hanging around your store so much... cut them down."
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"I met this wonderful girl who thinks small penis isn't an obstacle for a good relationship. Now I just have to get used to that she has one."
"What did the Hammerhead say to the Great White as they parted ways? I guess I'll see you around chum."