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Joke of the Day
"My friend had a dog... My friend had a dog that could only bark below 100hz. It was a sub woofer"
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"What's the aim of a Jewish football match? Getting the quarterback."
"You ever watch a really stupid person for like 10 mins and wonder how they haven't been hit by a train or carried off by a giant eagle yet?"
"Whats brown and sticky? A stick"
"I just invented a new word: [plagiarism](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/277604/i_just_invented_a_new_word/)"
"7yo: I HAVE A LOOSE TOOTH! Me: The Tooth Fairy doesn't want you messing with it until payd...Friday."
"I keep missing my ex-girlfriend. But my aim is getting better."
"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window If it gets any worse i'll have to let her in"
"[at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine? jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities"
"After all they crap between them..Can you believe they are still together? ""Who?"" My butt cheeks."