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Joke of the Day

"""I beat you, fair and square"" - Me telling you what I did to you, where I did it, and what my favorite shape is"

"Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground? No depth perception."

"Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple. "

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dishes"" ""Dishes who?"" ""Dishes a very bad joke"" ...Credits to Sans..."

"It's windows 10 because 7 8 9"

"Wanna hear a joke? Never mind. I was going to make a black joke but I'll slave it for later? Wanna hear a virginity joke? Never mind, I lost it."

"Who may become a Prime Minister? Theresa may."

"What do fat girls do in the summertime? Stink."

"Why do ducks nod their head when they walk? They're listening to duckstep!"

"How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant? Run around until you get pooped out"