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Joke of the Day

"I was told my $750 iPhone would improve the quality of my phone calls, but my family keeps calling telling me the same shit."

"There are 5 Types of Matter... Gas Solid Liquid Plasma and most importantly Black Lives"

"Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships? Because sheep would be too obvious."

"I recently came into a large sum of money Now all the bills are sticking together"

"Someone asked me, ""How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?"" I responded with, ""How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you?"""

"I like my women like just like my cars 12 years old and made in Japan Edit: Made in the 90's and topless in the summer?"

"Computers seized from Wiener prompt new FBI investigations. In her defense, Bill Clinton said it's not the first time she was betrayed by a Wiener."

"Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time? So they can prevent breakouts."

"What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house? Biden"

"Two fish in a tank. One says to the other... ""how do you drive this thing?"""