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Joke of the Day

"I was told my $750 iPhone would improve the quality of my phone calls, but my family keeps calling telling me the same shit."

"What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe? A Serj Protector."

"Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write ""do not eat"" on dry silica packets."

"Today on ""Dora the Explorer"", Dora and Boots learn there are some places they can't explore when Map leads them to an armed border patrol."

"SHENG WANG: FUN AT THE PARK Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."

"If I ever visit Japan, the first thing I'll do is run through those paper walls pretending I'm the Kool-Aid man."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum"

"This is a math joke So x^2 goes to a x^3 and asks, do you believe in god. For a moment the x^3 pauses before responding, you know what, I do believe in higher powers."

"Why is there no such thing as a great golfer? The best ones are consistently sub-par."

"What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel? HYATT!!!"