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Joke of the Day

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"Do you wanna play the rape game? ""no?"" Well that's the spirit!"
"I see you've chosen to express your midlife crisis with cologne."
"My mom worries about me too much. We were having a phone conversation till she dropped her phone. She picks it up and asks ""are you OK?"""
"Did you hear about the Polish suicide bomber? 42 successful missions"
"My parents were shot and killed in an alley feelsbatman"
"I know a really good reverend Jim Jones joke. I'd tell it, but the punch line is too long."
"My job is secure. No one else wants it."
"Where do the stormtroopers like to eat? At the Bo Buffet"
"If two vegetarians are arguing is it called a beef?"