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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache."
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"video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles"
"[Interview] Why do you want this job? Me: *opens briefcase* I don't. *pulls out Snickers* I just wanted to eat this without my kids around"
"When a kid wants to snuggle it means you're about to get warmth in your heart and an elbow to every single one of your other organs."
"Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? -- He wanted to test out his new air brakes."
"My girlfriend peed her pants and asked me if she was still beautiful. I told her, ""urinate out of ten."""
"What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella? Wet. Source: me, now."
"What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."
"If you have 6+ numbers after your name as part of your Twitter handle I can only assume you're an inmate & tweeting from prison."
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a shit."