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Joke of the Day

"I'm eating a vegan lunch today. Sure, it's six sleeves of Smarties and a Diet Coke, but I'm still better than you."

"A national monument to those brave online heroes who were ""First!"" in comments."

"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"

"What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag? A fruit roll-up"

"How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they have to steal it first."

"Items that are made from velcro... Are such a rip-off."

"The Government"

"Oh shit, my computer uses U.S. English. I wanted to 'save' the document but accidentally blew it up."

"Neighbor A combination of horse and pig"

"I support Trump on a number of issues, but the one thing I cannot get over is the wall heh"