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Joke of the Day
"What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community? Juan more time!"
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"Do you know something? Holding your dick with two hands and still a little sticking out the top now THAT is something."
"Why do abusive clowns make good comedians? They just hit you funny."
"[me holding a door] PRETTY GIRL: [over her shoulder] thanks. ME: sorry, i'm married, but in time you'll get over me."
"Why do people say look when they want me to listen?"
"Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too"
"""Say hello to my knitted friend!"" -Scarfface"
"How do you see fish semen? You Blow-Fish!"
"What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat"
"Apparently when your wife says ""let's make a baby,"" she doesn't mean assemble an infant from clay and chant The Old Words inside a pentagram"