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Joke of the Day

"The first rule of denial club is I can stop anytime I want."

"Every day is the first day of the rest of your life. So I live like a newborn, sleepy and confused."

"Bicycling must be a really popular hobby in Detroit I saw this black kid, and he had 7 bikes."

"My neighbor once said he was as healthy as a horse. Today he broke his leg so I had to put him down."

"Why is sex like signing-on? Both involve a log-in."

"Jokes about 9/11 Shouldn't be allowed to fly."

"I'm not Racist! I have a colour TV."

"Whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman? the back of my hand"

"before you do a horrific crime, double check whether you could get the death penalty for it and if so whether you really want to do it"

"Donald trump already has a private jet he plans on putting in production for his presidency. He's calling it the hair force one."