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Joke of the Day
"Whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman? the back of my hand"
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"I've always thought I'm pretty hot Probably has something to do with my Dad always calling me sun"
"Have you ever been camping with a guy who has uncontrollable diarrhea? Shit's intense."
"What goes cackle cackle boom? A witch in a minefield."
"Put my grandma on speed dial Call that Instagram. My friend told me this a little while ago."
"Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions? Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers."
"If you don't like your son, grab a football and tell him to go long. Never throw it. He's gone now."
"I remember the first time I ever masturbated... ... it was a seminal moment."
"When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me. After a while, my mum said, ""Just use a fcuking spoon, Mike. You're not a Jedi."""
"My wife gave me her Christmas list. I said, ""isn't my undying love & affection enough?"" We laughed and laughed. Now I'm at the purse store"