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Joke of the Day

"Donald trump already has a private jet he plans on putting in production for his presidency. He's calling it the hair force one."

"My friends bakery had burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."

"Warning to ppl who drink & drive, yday while driving, frnd took his arm out to indicate right turn & someone took his beer. Rascals! #txt"

"A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting."

"*I throw my hat into the ring* Oh you wanna fight do ya? *I throw my pants into the ring* Pal this is gettin' weird *I throw my skin into th"

"There's only one problem where tears are the solution... and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner."

"I broke up with my girlfriend because I like my women like I like my coffee Without other people's dicks in it."

"Comeback Joke * nerds phone rings in class * Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy? * whole class laughs * Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours. * whole class is silent *"

"What do laws and virgins have in common? They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)"

"You know what's a cool job?: Mirror inspector I could really see my self doing it."