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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !"
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"My friend's wife is so controlling. When they're together, he talks like he's filming a hostage video."
"My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy So now I have to sit down to pee."
"What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? They both know how to throw a good hoe down."
"A death metal song about an Excel spreadsheet not doing what I want."
"Older son just taught me something that I didn't know. Apparently, the seat behind ""shotgun"" is known as ""Kurt Cobain."""
"What do you call something brown and sticky? A stick. I'll see myself out."
"A man shot a guy in the butt from 1000m away It was one helluva crack-shot."
"What is not the answer to this question? Not this."
"My daughter told me this one today and it had me in stitches. Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""