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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !"

"Why does Nessie never come out of the water? People keep on calling it's photoshoots fake and gay."

"My misery likes tequila, not company."

"Why is it expensive to be a criminal? Because the police charge you."

"[1 of 4 car accidents caused by texting & driving] PEOPLE: won't be me [1 in 292 million chance of winning powerball] PEOPLE: you never know"

"Roses are red, And sometimes thorny, When I think of you, It makes me horny."

"So why is the latest Windows OS called 10? Because *Windows 7 8 9!*"

"My friend thought it would be funny to fake his own death... It was a hard thing for us to die-jest"

"Good thing the flames... Didn't make it to the cup. They would be playing water polo, not ice hockey."

"What do 9 out of 10 people love? Gang rape"