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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy So now I have to sit down to pee."
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"Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado"
"Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile you ask? Trying to fit in."
"This hating of people who breast feed in public places has to stop! I'll raise my dog however I like."
"What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks."
"I honestly can't believe they've been together for 20 years. who? Deez nuts GOTEEEEEE I'm actually 45.... GOTEEEEEE"
"How do you get a goldfish's attention? A U! Fish!"
"Why Can't Foster Kids Play Baseball? ""They Don't Know Where Home Is!"" Daniel , Reddit Clown"
"The wife just said ""right, pack ur bags and go ya lazy bastard."" I said,""fuck off...you pack them."""
"A lady asked me where my adopted son came from and I said if she doesn't know by now where babies come from it's not my place to tell her"