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Joke of the Day
"Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!"
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"What do you call the field of study for dad jokes? *Sigh*ence"
"eer booze and fun!' 'A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said ""Now dont you start anything!!"""
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
"A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusuallycheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later,time wounds all heels."
"*grabs your ankle from a storm sewer* if your barbie doll needs a hula hoop use an onion ring"
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and he'll flop around on the ground unable to breath"
"[meeting her parents] GF (whispering): Please don't make a scene ME (angry-whispering): You told me there'd be cheese"
"My mac has a factory defect. I've been using for 3 years and it still works."
"What the Mayans taught me The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world."