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Joke of the Day
"Why did they plant trees in Harlem? Public transportation."
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"I have a particular set of skills, skills that allow me to open beer cans so no one in the house knows I'm drinking."
"Damn girl are you my dad? Because you're not there"
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"What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army."