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Joke of the Day
"Why did they plant trees in Harlem? Public transportation."
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"What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died? Barium"
"How did the homeless handicap child die? Alone"
"Did you hear about the guy that died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his coffin"
"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it tastes the same but you know it ain't quite right."
"I'm so broke this chrismas... I'm just going to wrap batteries with a note that says ^*s ^ ^"
"What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans? If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture."
"In a furious argument, the wife tells her husband... - I should have married the devil instead of you! - Well, that's impossible. Marriage between cousins is forbidden!"
"My doctor is so young that, when I need them, he just comes in the room shouting, ""Shots! Shots! Shots!"""
"I was feeling great about myself when I saw my number on the womens bathroom wall 'for a good time'. Then I recognized my hand writing."