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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the farmer who fell in love with his cows milk? It was his significant udder"
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"I want to start a subreddit to help people with Erectile Dysfunction... ..but I'm having trouble getting it up. ^*cringe*"
"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!"
"What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get? Atrophy."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*"
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a book? The book has papers"
"Found a lump in my testicles, had to get it checked out It was much bigger than the other two"
"If you steal somebody's rap lyrics, is it a rob-bar-y?"
"What's the difference between a Priest and a Wristwatch? A priest's hands stop at 10."
"If you were a prisoner going down the stair You couldnt be more condescending."